Ok, per your request I have sifted through some stuff I printed whilst I was editor of a local Apple IIGS user's group. This is a psychological perspective of the phenomena you seek. [ Begin reprint ] Microcomputer Mania A New Mental Disorder? By Steven Starker The American Psychiatric Association recently updated its listing of diagnostic categories with the intention that every form of mental and emotional illness be described. In the short time since its revision and publication, however, a new form of insanity has appeared in this country that threatens to reach epidemic proportions in a few years. It is therefore necessary to propose an addendum to the official A.P.A. diagnostic categories, namely, a disease entity that I call "Microcomputer Mania." The onset, symptomtaology and typical progress are presented here as a first step toward coping with this insidious threat to the contemporary psyche. Age of Onset: The illness can strike at almost any age but seems especially prevalent among adults ages 18 to 50. There have been occasional case reports of very early onset (ages 5 or 6). However, outbreaks among teenagers are not uncommon. Early Indications: There are a few early warning signs by which a concerned family member or health professional may recognize the incipient stage of the illness. Compulsive Magazine Buying: The unfortunate individual experiences an irresistible urge to buy magazines, spends hours poring over them, and rapidly amasses a huge collection. Each issue has something to do with computers, ranging from "hard core" electronics computer technology magazines through "soft core" electronics publications. At the extreme, any magazine bearing a picture of a computer terminal on its cover or the word 'computer' in one of its articles is immediately acquired. Cruising: There is a profound compulsion to locate and repeatedly visit every available store selling microcomputer equipment. These "cruisers" become well known to shop owners and sales people, some of whom are unscrupulous enough to prey on them by attempting to sell them all manner of computer goods. At the extreme are those individuals who will even cruise electronics supply stores or stereo shops in order to be near some integrated circuit chips. (Particularly bad cases may be found loitering about electronic cash registers, typewriters and computerized bank machines.) Deterioration of Vocabulary: Peculiar verbalizations begin to compete with normal healthy speech. Words having oral connotations such as "apple", "byte" and "nibble" are uttered along with more obvious gibberish like "DOS", "ROM" and "RAM". The individual seems little involved in social conversation until the topic of microcomputers is mentioned, whereupon an intense, excited state of consciousness is elicited along with a rapid flow of peculiar verbalizations. Crisis: Thus far we have identified the three warning signs that alert us to incipient microcomputer mania. The crisis that may follow is more dramatic. Extreme Rationalizations: An elaborate series of rationalizations develops around a common theme, the absolute necessity of owning a microcomputer, Unlike schizophrenic hallucinations, these ideas are not perceived as "voices" or intrusive commands, but are experienced as truly logical thought. Rationalizations commonly revolve around notions of self improvement, education and efficiency. Content is relatively unimportant to the diagnosis, however, as the victims of the disorder may be endlessly creative in their rationalizations. The key issue is the "absolute rightness" of owning a computer. Excited Spending: This is the "manic" phase of the disorder in which all self- control is abandoned and large sums of money are spent on all manner of microcomputer equipment. A previously competent, rational individual may withdraw thousands of dollars from savings to purchase a vast array of "hardware" and "software". The Syndrome: Following the acute manic phase, the full syndrome become manifest. Social Withdrawal: As with most serious forms of mental disturbance, the individual becomes increasingly withdrawn, losing interest in work, food, sex, family and so forth. He or she may be found in a fixed (or frozen) position before the computer monitor at any time of the day or night. The catatonic like pose is broken only by occasional Rapid Finger Movements (RFM) over the microcomputer keyboard. Persistent RFM may, in fact, be the only signs of consciousness except for occasional grunts of satisfaction or groan of frustration. Sleep Disturbance: The individual is increasingly unwilling and unable to go to bed, preferring to remain in position at the computer. In milder cases, victims are eventually led away from their computer by a concerned family member; in more severe cases the individual is commonly found slumped in a chair the following morning with the computer equipment still running. Even when asleep, RFM may still be noted by the careful observer. Physical Deterioration: First to appear are strains of the musculature, particularly the neck and lower back. Eyestrain is common, along with a hollow, vacant look. Lack of sufficient food, exercise and sleep all interact, contributing to the general deterioration. Marital Difficulties: Withdrawal into the world of microcomputers inevitably leads to a deterioration in communications among family members. This problem is rarely noticed by the victim of the disorder, but is bitterly described by the unafflicted spouse. In families where both husband and wife are afflicted, vicious fights over computer time are not uncommon. When the children are additionally affected, the situation becomes completely unmanageable and leads to regressions to the manic phase (that is, further microcomputer purchases "for the kids".) Systemic Progression: Not too much longer after onset of the illness, the individual experiences an irresistible need for additional, or peripheral devices (printer, disk drive and so forth) in order to expand into a full microcomputer system. Huge amounts of money are periodically spent in efforts to satisfy this need. No more than two months after any particular purchase however, a subsequent acquisition begins to appear essential. Separation Anxiety: The individual experiences a growing dread of being separated from the microcomputer. He or she may attempt to install a system at work to complement one at home (or vice versa.) When persuaded by family members to take a vacation, the victim packs the computer first. At the extreme, individuals have been known to purchase pocket-size portable microcomputers and carry them around at all times. Etiology: To date, little is known about the causes of microcomputer mania. Observations show it to be highly contagious, leading some medical investigators to speculate that a new strain of virus is involved. Others have suggested some genetic defect. Still others believe that a virile agent interacting with an existing genetic predisposition provides the best explanation. Experimental Psychologists are attempting to explain the disorder in terms of learned behavior patterns, while psychoanalysts are speaking of early psychos dual fixations. Treatment: No effective treatment has been found. It is particularly unfortunate that many of the scientists needed to research this disorder have themselves fallen victim to it. Clearly, there is an urgent need for more research into this major problem. [ End reprint ] Hope this helps! :> From: dave@CS.Arizona.EDU (Dave Schaumann) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Computer Dependency Date: 5 Feb 1994 15:16:18 -0700 In article <19940205.15105097.freelancer@delphi.com>, wrote: > Stories have been floating around about people who have >become addicted to The Beatles? Role playing games? Video games? Cocaine? >computers Oh. >[...] The common image is of people who lose all social touch. The >typical profile is of an "intelligent male loner who was a >hobbyist before taking to computing." Yeah. Well, you see... I was at this party. And a few of the guys were passing around this lap-top. Well, I didn't want to join in, but they kept bugging me: "come on", they said, "what can it hurt just to log on?" So I logged on -- but it didn't stop with that. Before I knew it, I was playing a game of backgammon. Soon, almost every night I was crusing for places I could score some cycles. I tried to tell myself that it was just a casual thing; I could stop any time. But then I met this guy who showed me how to edit my .login file. Before long, I was doing .emacs, .rhost, .netrc -- the real heavy stuff. People started to get suspicous. There were so many high-density floppies under my bed, it rattled. I knew I had to do something. But instead of getting out, I got in deeper: I bought my own system, complete with a hard drive. That's right: I was now a sysadmin! Part of me realized it would be very hard at this point to just quit. Part of me didn't care. I had root privaledge, and thats all that mattered. Then, one fateful day, there was a power surge. My CPU was blown, my hard drive crashed -- everything was gone. Everything crumbled after that. If I had listened to the people who had told me to "get a life", maybe things wouldn't be as bad as they are now. All I have now is a bit of spare change, and an 8088 with a toggle-switch input and LED output. Dave "brother, can you spare a 6502?" Schaumann