Subject: Worthy Cause.... Please help....

Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to
help those in need.  Enron  executives in our very own country are
living at or just below the seven-figure salary level...right here in
the land of plenty. And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be
deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC
investigation.

But now, you can help!  For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day
(that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help
an Enron executive remain economically viable during his time of need.
This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers
the per diem, ...but it's a start!

Now $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec
it could mean the difference between a vacation spent brown nosing in
DC, golfing in Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven
hundred dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage
payments.  But to an Enron exec $700 will almost replace his or her per
diem.  Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable an Enron exec
to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a
new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.

HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec
you sponsor.  Detailed information about his or her stocks, bonds,
401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to
your home.  You'll also get information on how he plans to invest his
golden parachute. Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's
portfolio double or triple!  Plus upon signing up for this program, you
will receive a photo (unsigned -- for a signed photo, please include an
additional $50.00).  Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of
other peoples' suffering.

HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just
wants to help in a time of need.  Although the exec won't know your
name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special
operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected
expenses.

YES, I WANT TO HELP!

I would like to sponsor an Enron executive.  My preference is checked
below:

[ ] Mid-level Manager
[ ] Director
[ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department)
[ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which department)
[ ] CEO (Contribution: Average Enron janitor monthly salary x 700)
[ ] Entire Company
[ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need.
Please select one for me