******The "Clueless" Dictionary of Medical Terms****** Benign..............................What you be after you be eight Artery..............................The study of paintings. Bacteria............................Back door to cafeteria. Barium..............................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section....................A neighborhood in rome. Catscan.............................Searching for kitty. Cauterize...........................Made eye contact with her. Colic...............................A sheep dog. Coma................................A punctuation mark. D & C...............................Where washington is. Dilate..............................To live long. Enema...............................Not a friend. Fester..............................Quicker than someone else. Fibula..............................A small lie. Genital.............................Non-Jewish person G.I. Series.........................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail............................What you hang your coat on. Impotent............................Distinguished, well known Labor Pain..........................Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff.......................A Doctor's cane. Morbid..............................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates............................Cheaper than day rates. Node................................Was aware of Outpatient..........................A person who has fainted. Pap Smear...........................A fatherhood test. Post Operative......................A letter carrier. Pelvis..............................A second cousin to Elvis Recovery Room.......................Place to do upholstery. Rectum..............................Damn near killed him. Secretion...........................Hiding something Seizure.............................Roman emperor. Tablet..............................A small table. Terminal Illness....................Getting sick at the airport. Tumor...............................More than one. Urine...............................Opposite of you're out. Varicose............................Near by/close by. Vein................................Conceited.