SEMINARS FOR MEN:

Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of all
marital status.  Please note, the names of some of the courses have
been changed.  Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is
mandatory.

1.  Combatting Stupidity.
2.  You Can Do Housework Too.
3.  PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut.
4.  How to Fill an Ice Tray.
5.  We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas.  GIVE US MONEY.
6.  Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am.
7.  Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks").
8.  Parenting - No, it Doesn't End with Conception.
9.  How not to Act like an Ass, When you are Obviously Wrong.
10.  Get a Life - Learn to Cook.
11.  Spelling - Even you can get it right.
12.  You - The Weaker Sex.
13.  Reasons to give Flowers.
14.  How to stay awake after sex.
15.  Why it is Unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the Washroom.
16.  Garbage - Getting it to the Curb.
17.  #101 - You Can Fall Asleep With Out It - If You Really Try.
     #102 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower.
18.  I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please.
19.  How to put the toilet lid down (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet").
20.  Give me a Break - Why we know your excuses are B.S.
21.  The Weekend and Sports are not Synonymous.
22.  How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost.
23.  The Remote Control - Overcoming your Dependency.
24.  Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex.
25.  Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes.
26.  Changing your Underwear - It Really Works.
27.  How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children.
28.  You Too Can Be a Designated Driver.
29.  Male Bonding - Leaving your Friends at Home.
30.  Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary.
31.  The Attainable Goal - Omitting ]@#!&$ From Your Vocabulary.
32.  Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked.