Some things to do before the Presidential Inauguration... - Get that abortion now. - Drink a nice clean glass of water. - Cash your Social Security check. - Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild. - Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter. - Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying. - Hoard gasoline. - Borrow books from library before they're banned: Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc. - Come out - then go back in - HURRY! - Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can. - Stay out late before the curfews start. - Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his accident. - Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition. - Use the phrase, You can't do that! This is America. - If you're white, marry a black person. If you're black, marry a white person. - Take a walk in Yosemite without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper. - Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class. - Start your school day without a prayer. - Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations. - Learn French. - Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends. - Take a factory tour anywhere in the US. - Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list. - Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt. - Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive. - Visit Alaska before The Big Spill. - Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.