A comparison of prison vs. work.

In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer. 

...at PRISON - You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
...at WORK - You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

...at PRISON - You get three meals a day, fully paid for
...at WORK - You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

...at PRISON - For good behavior, you get time off
...at WORK - For good behavior, you get more work

...at PRISON - The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
...at WORK - You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

...at PRISON - You can watch TV and play games
...at WORK - You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

...at PRISON - You get your own toilet
...at WORK - You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

...at PRISON - They allow your family and friends to visit
...at WORK - You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

...at PRISON - All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
...at WORK - You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct
             taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

...at PRISON - You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
...at WORK - You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

...at PRISON - You must deal with sadistic wardens
...at WORK - They are called "managers"