If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of
publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the
Saviour of the Computer Industry.  If you have less than half a
brain, you probably believe it.  Could it be?

Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus
of Nazareth:

        Jesus                                   Windows 95
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Said, "Surely I come quickly."        |  Has been promised "any day
                                         now."


Is taking a lot longer to actually    |  Is taking a lot longer to
arrive                                   actually arrive.

Can walk on water.                    |  Can crawl on a 486.

Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.|  Will be used to judge Bill
                                         Gates.

Bible says, "In Him, all things are   |  Windows 95 doesn't even
possible."                               run all possible Windows
                                         apps.

Started life as a carpenter.          |  Turns perfectly good
                                         computers into furniture.

Born in a manger.                     |  Resembles something found
                                         in a barn.

Remembered for protecting the weak.   |  Has weak memory
                                         protection.

Was raised from the dead.             |  Was created from Windows
                                         3.1.

Jesus performed great works for       |  Windows 95 multitasking
the multitudes                           performance barely works.


Jesus has no sin.                     |  Windows 95 has no shame.

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You decide.