A Questionaire for Friends, Family, and
			Your Place of Employment

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you first decide that you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you
   may grow out of?

4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of 
   others of the same sex?

5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible
   that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?

6. To whom have you disclosed you heterosexual tendencies?

7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your
   lifestyle?

8. Why do you insist on flaunting you heterosexuality? Why can't you 
   just be what you are and keep quiet about it?

9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems
   that they'd face?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molestors are heterosexual.
    Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual 
    teachers?

11. With all the social support marriage receives, the divorce rate is 
    still about 50%. Why are there so few stable relationships among
    heterosexuals?

12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

13. Considering the menace of hunger and overpopulation, can the human
    race survive if everyone were heterosexual like yourself?

14. Could you trust a heterosexual psychologist to be objective? Don't
    you fear that she or he might be inclined to influence you in the
    direction of her or his leanings?

15. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals.  Techniques have
    been developed which might enable you to change if you really
    want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?