Favorite terms for "copulate." do the juicy Do the horizontal bop make the midnight mixmaster Crank Scrog Boink Create that wonderful friction Rubbing Pee-pees Do the Horizontal Polka Do the wild thang get busy do the laundry make the human pretzel making the beast with 2 backs Favorite terms for "masturbation." Pounding your pud Slamming your ham Choking your chicken Beating your meat Skinning your lizard Loping your mule Flogging your dolphin Punchin' your munchkin Spanking your monkey Yanking your crank Harrassing the little man Pumping iron Punishing percy in your palm.