THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: EXTRA-SPECIAL EDITION (new scene) [SCENE: Bespin Gantry, immediately following climax of VADER-LUKE lightsaber battle. Luke, having lost his right hand and lightsaber, dangles precariously over the bottomless shaft while VADER advances.) VADER: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! VADER: No, Luke... I am your father! LUKE: No, it's not true! It's impossible. VADER: Search your feelings... you know it to be true... LUKE: NO! VADER: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? LUKE: Threepio? VADER: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was seven years old... LUKE: No... VADER: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp... LUKE: I destroyed your precious Death Star! VADER: When you were twenty! When I was ten, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! LUKE: Well, it's not my fault... VADER: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!" LUKE: Shut up... VADER: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! LUKE: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon... VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... ten years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby! [LUKE looks down the shaft. Edges towards it.] VADER: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine... [LUKE takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. VADER looks after him.] VADER: Get a haircut!